Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to offer somebits to a massive alligator. Witnesses claim that Trump perhaps got a little a bit personal with the creature, causing some whispering. The {entireincident was captured on video, and the footage have instantly gone trending online.
- It's unclear
- went to the prison island
- conspiracy theories abound that he wastesting his bravery
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has faced off against a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even said he will put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these crocodiles runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander here around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.
- MAGA!
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the muck on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and expecting a challenge. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna believe this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild journey. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious grit and is jumping into a pen full of hungry alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will tell.